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Book 1: Poop-Monkey: A Love Story: Part 1: First Tentatively Explosive Issue!!! Book 1: Poop-Monkey: A Love Story: Part 2: Now With 800w Power To Heal, Brother!!! Book 1: Poop-Monkey: A Love Story: Part 3: Does The Token Minority Character Die?!? Book 1: Poop-Monkey: A Love Story: Part 4: Wakin' Up In Great Grandpa's Bed... Book 1: Poop-Monkey: A Love Story: Part 5: Raise Not Up Your Hell On High!!! Book 1: Poop-Monkey: A Love Story: Part 6: How Goes The Enemy?!? Book 2: The Invention of the Microscope: Part I: The Fjords of Furgatory Book 2: The Invention of the Microscope: Part II: The Hell: What, In It, Is Going On Book 2: The Invention of the Microscope: Part III: The Inexorable Logic of Fate Book 2: The Invention of the Microscope: Part IV: Farewell, Lil Blue Book 2: The Invention of the Microscope: Part V: Augh, My Eyes!!!!!!! & Epilogue
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Ex Novo Libris: Book One: The Complete Poop-Monkey: A Love Story BOOK 1: POOP-MONKEY: A LOVE STORY   TRADE PAPERBACK (2010)
The first (and only?! no!) book of the Ex Novo Libris universe, now in valuable physical format. Defend your favorite prog-metal country-music hip-hop graffiti from static electricity and solar flares by investing $12.72 (plus shipping & handling) in your physical copy today. Book 1 includes over 240 pages of comic goodness comprising the complete six-issue story in powerful, high-resolution black ink, all original filler comics, a full-color cover gallery page and the author's first attempt to explain himself since being born -- a special 2-page introduction to Poop-Monkey. On top of that, you get an ultra-pretentious, ultra-exclusive, ultra sketch book page section because that seems like the thing to do these days. To direct such a volume to your address, venture into the ...

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Ex Novo Libris: Book Two: The Invention of the Microscope BOOK 2: THE INVENTION of the MICROSCOPE   TRADE PAPERBACK (2011)
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Due to the plot development's close ties to the hyper-accelerated lifetime-hopping self-discovery of those found in Ex Novo Libris, no relevant or grounding snapshot of a character can possibly conceal all "spoilers" in the book. Please, consider the following dossiers as if they were from a parallel universe Lex Ovo Nibris in which continuity is faithfully maintained and nobody ever changes.

Seimas Esra

Medea Fosley

Junella Michaels AKA Korsa

Sidney Frankson

Mister Head
AKA Munk Bo Yun

Delse Gluwitz

James Bande

Carlson Ghetson

Doctor Stanley

Jack O'Nairny

Random Background Characters

The Narrator

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