Random Background Characters
Walking, Standing, Sitting
You there!, Hey!
Random Background Characters have nothing to say for themselves, but will occasionally aid the story with ambient emotions and reactions to the more important characters around them. Random Background Characters like to watch movies on opening weekend, read and write comic books, scour shopping malls for gifts that Grandma would like, receive attention from any and all operational cameras they can spot, and sometimes get a little freaky with other Random Background Characters. Under no circumstances are you to grow fond of or become engaged by their presence. Please, try to remain attentive to the truly valuable characters, who are recognizable by their sadness, anger and egotism.
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